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By March 17, 2017 No Comments

Ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to the disclaimer.

That’s right, the disclaimer. This American apple pie institution known as parental discretion will cleanse any sense of innuendo or sarcasm from the visuals that might actually make you think, and will also insult your intelligence at the same time.

So protect your family. This website contains explicit depictions of things which are real. These real things are commonly known as life. So, if it looks sarcastic, don’t take it seriously. If it looks dangerous do not try this at home. And if it offends you, just pretend you never saw it.
If you still happen to be here, good luck to you and welcome to the new site.

To kick things off check out my latest installation over at Dubai Design District.
‘The Greatest of Mysteries’.

Until next time – Ta – Ta.

(Disclaimer taken and mildly adapted from The Offspring’s Ixnay on the hombre).